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squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.
Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"
by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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homie hopper

A girl or guy that hops (hooks up/has sex with) from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).
You can see who's a homie hopper on homiehoppers (dot) com
by HomieHoppersCom June 18, 2013
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Urn Humper

A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014
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Homer Simpson Style

A method of eating grapefruit, where, once cut down the middle, granulated sugar is generously applied everywhere. it is then licked off, and the grapefruit discarded into the trash.
I'm going to eat my grapefruit 'homer simpson style.'
by beejabeeja December 11, 2006
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Humper Sticker

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.
"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"
by tewsday June 21, 2010
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Guy Hopper

a guy hopper is basically a girl that acts really attached to a guy for a time and they date and then she breaks it off for some reason thats usually "not the guy's fault" then they hop to the next guy, do the same thing.
"Yeah that chick Ariel broke up with me and now she's dating that other guy..she's a fricken guy hopper bro."
by Getownedbygirls January 7, 2010
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Homer Simpson

by Ricky June 20, 2003
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