Premature Homesickness

Being homesick before you actually leave home. May include a stomach ache, curling up in a ball, crying, lack of sex drive, over dramatic music being listened to, as well as other homesick behaviors.

Susie was suffering some major premature homesickness so I decided to just curl up with her for the night rather than push for us to have sex.

by maddie_1213 February 20, 2011

Homesick Eskimo

someone who rides with the car windows down when it's thirty degrees outside.

My friend got in my car and rolled down the window. I screamed," HOMESICK ESKIMO"!!!!!!!!!!!!! because it was in the dead of winter.

by PowersCast November 7, 2010

Homosick

When one man moves away (i.e. for a new job, college, etc...) and one of his friends moves to that new city because he doesn't want to be without him.

This is only applies to straight guys who are so close to each other that they appear gay.

Drew was so homosick for Trent that he applied to college at the same place so they could share a dorm room.

by MrGoodKat August 4, 2009

Hoosick Falls

Hoosick Falls is a small town in upstate New York, basically in Vermont, which consists of 33 black people and 3,254 white people. You either go to the public school which is K-12 or the private, religious school St. Mary's til 8th grade and if you're too much of a angel when you're done there you will go to some other "nice" school. Theres no big businesses in Hoosick Falls and the only thing were famous for is Grandma Moses and having a lot of bars. The kids at the highschool are not diverse. There's about 5% ghetto dirt bags, 80% kids who have nothing special about them at all and are boring as fuck, 5% theatre kids,5% popular kids that think they rule the school, and then the rest is a mix of random kids. About half of the kids are proud alcoholics by the time they graduate. Typical hangouts include the courts, the U center, and Cumby's. Rumors spread so fast around here if you fuck someone in the bathroom at school the whole school will find out by the next class period. There is nothing to do for fun in the town and the closest mall or large city is an hour away. If you are from Hoosick Falls you automatically hate every surrounding small town just like you. The cops have nothing to do since there isnt much crime so they try to find stupid reasons to arrest people. Crossgates Mall is heaven.

Hoosick Falls kid 1: YO man you wanna go chill at the courts.

Hoosick Falls Kid 2: YEAA bro the flat bball and tennis courts are so much fun to hang out at. I just wanna stay there foreverrr. FUCK i LUV FLAT GROUND SO mucCH.

by BigMacWithFries March 31, 2009

homodick tuna porn

A groupchat who are all One Direction fans who can't spell properly because they are illterate hoes. You can also call them for short hdtp which is the initials for the groupchat.

defined homodick tuna porn:
"Hey have you heard about that lit groupchat called hdtp?"

"Yes, I heard they are illterate hoes"

by homodicktp July 25, 2017

homostick

A stick (often wooden) or other phallic object which is inserted into the anus of a homosexual male for sexual pleasure.

"the stick that Kraemer uses when bored and alone"

by Art Handtruck October 16, 2003

subteranean homesick jews

A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan

Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008