1. a form of schooling devised by parents who feel that somehow they can provide a better education to the kids than a trained teacher.
2. how parents of teenage celebrities get their kids out of school.
3. a clever way to keep your son/daughter a virgin until high school
2. how parents of teenage celebrities get their kids out of school.
3. a clever way to keep your son/daughter a virgin until high school
examples:
1. Father: so are we sending jack to a private or public school?
Mother: well, i thought we'd homeschool him, that way we can make sure he never develops his own beliefs!
2. tv reporter (to the JoBroHos or Jonas Brothers): so what school do you go to?
JoBroHos: well, we're homeschooled (all wink)
3. Dad: well, i thought about sending janie to a celibacy clinic, but i decided just to homeschool her..
1. Father: so are we sending jack to a private or public school?
Mother: well, i thought we'd homeschool him, that way we can make sure he never develops his own beliefs!
2. tv reporter (to the JoBroHos or Jonas Brothers): so what school do you go to?
JoBroHos: well, we're homeschooled (all wink)
3. Dad: well, i thought about sending janie to a celibacy clinic, but i decided just to homeschool her..
by victim of homeschooling November 25, 2009
by littleleahh April 29, 2010
the leading producer of those anti-social kids who live with their moms and are level 20,000 world of warcraft players
by munch munch munch May 24, 2007
The best way to secure the fact that you're going to spend your teenage years a depressed, lonely, suicidal wreck who'll spend there days watching tv and stealing their dad's Klonopin and vodka. Occasionally you actually do school work, but you usually just cheat cause it's a computer program and all you need is a password to get the answers. Which is defidently not good considering that you weren't that smart to begin with and will spend your life in a minimum wage job due to the the fact that you have no dreams or expectations for life. This is as good as it's gonna get.
This isn't the case for everyone, some homeschool kids have parents that, you know, bother to actually homeschool them and give a shit if they take 4 sleeping pills a night because they've got no reason to wake up, and it's much easier to sleep your life away instead of having to deal with the anxiety and disapointments of the outside world.
Also, some people don't hate themselves and the rest of the world.
This isn't the case for everyone, some homeschool kids have parents that, you know, bother to actually homeschool them and give a shit if they take 4 sleeping pills a night because they've got no reason to wake up, and it's much easier to sleep your life away instead of having to deal with the anxiety and disapointments of the outside world.
Also, some people don't hate themselves and the rest of the world.
person 1: Dude, my parents are gonna homeschool me, Yes, I can't wait to get to sleep in late and go to the mall during the weekday when there's no crowds! super fun!
me:Yeah..it is fun at first...until 9 months go by and you end up sleeping all day because you've got nothing else to do and you've practically destroyed any social skills you had because you've gone so long without human contact. Super fun indeed.
me:Yeah..it is fun at first...until 9 months go by and you end up sleeping all day because you've got nothing else to do and you've practically destroyed any social skills you had because you've gone so long without human contact. Super fun indeed.
by 078567368684 May 24, 2007
1.) To spend your time at home watching TV when you should actually be getting an education.
2.) A method of systematically ruining one's social skills.
3.) When a parent clones their closeminded beliefs/morals into their child without allowing their child to be exposed to opposing viewpoints and opinions. Ususally results in their child growing up to be Kent Hovind.
2.) A method of systematically ruining one's social skills.
3.) When a parent clones their closeminded beliefs/morals into their child without allowing their child to be exposed to opposing viewpoints and opinions. Ususally results in their child growing up to be Kent Hovind.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI December 06, 2008
Word reffering to something that is lame, not exactly cool in society today. A very unpopular situation, person, object or any other noun you can think of.
"My phone is always broken, its so homeschooled"
"That new kid is so homeschooled"
"That restaurant was ridiculously homeschooled man, bad call"
"That new kid is so homeschooled"
"That restaurant was ridiculously homeschooled man, bad call"
by Mitchell Moss, Gettings/Kellen April 13, 2008
homeschooler: What is sex?
Parent: A bad word! Don't ever say it again!!!
homeschooler: Oh Papa, im so very sorry! I will never speak of such thing again.
Parent: A bad word! Don't ever say it again!!!
homeschooler: Oh Papa, im so very sorry! I will never speak of such thing again.
by the anti-homeschooled homeschooler June 17, 2007