Holy fuck

The term used by white males when they think something is funny but it’s not.

Holy fuck John just ripped his pants.

by Cedrick P. November 30, 2021

holy fuck

im cumming

holy fuck im cumin

by shitstain56 February 27, 2023

Holy fuck

Instead of the exclamatory expression, this means a fuck or sex that is totally, royally beyond good.

I had a holy fuck last night. It was fucking epic (pun intended).

by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023

holy fuck

im coming,lois, aaahh! AAAHHH!

holy fuck stewie im shitting!

by Alek minassian December 4, 2023

Holy fuck

A phrase of exclamation; often used when a nigga sees some shit that is crazy as hell.

Bryan: “Holy Fuck!”
Tyrell: “Nigga chill out, what’s the problem?”
Bryan: “I just saw a girl wanking off!”
Tyrell: “Fuck you mean bruh?”

by The Elder Council August 6, 2024

holy fuck!

An expressions of extreme shock, surprise or anything related.
Similar to what the fuck! but can be used in a more positive manner.

Bill wins the grand prize of the lottery and shouts "HOLY FUCK!" as he completely didn't expect to win. He is filled with surprise and joy.

by Z-Shadow-Z March 13, 2009

Holy Fuck Ton

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

by 777tobi March 21, 2009