Hookem

When a person has a curved device and shoves it up another persons anus.

Dudes: "Hey that chick over is bending over....lets hookem!!!!"
Guy: "Ahhh my anus!!!!"
Dudes: You've just recieved a hookem!!!

by Pontrent May 16, 2008

holzemfrumfloopin

German made bra to support large breasts

That girl has big boobs, she must be wearing a holzemfrumfloopin.

by F.S.C January 13, 2009

hookem up

1)Commonly associated with police officers when they arrest someone.

2)To arrest someone.

Officer-Captain I have this guy that just ran from me.

Captain-Well catch that dumb ass and hookem up,Then take him to the police hotel.

by 212 January 29, 2008

Holzemer

Somebody with poor spelling abilities. For example even simple words like "past" will be spelled perhaps without a vovel.

Holzemer ended up getting several brain scans. He found out that the recent ability to scan brains demonstrates how poor spellers can usually use the front reading part of their brains, but have a problem accessing the back spelling part.

Gee that guy is a poor orthographer. He must be a Holzemer.

See also Nick.

by ozzy8419 February 25, 2010

hookemup

To provide someone with an object or another person.

John needs Knicks tickets. Can you hookemup?

Kyle and Wendy would be great for each other. We should hookemup.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Hoekema

Adulterous Whore

If you don't stop being a Hoekema, I'll tattoo a scarlet letter to your forehead.

by true_that June 24, 2010

Holemodel

An elegant, independent female whom is overtly promiscuous. She maintains class by keeping a low -key, but she is a hoe.

I am going to get her something nice, she's my holemodel. She secretly has a different guy every week.

by SnS soulies July 14, 2010