holden

a dumb shit

1. who is he
2.hes a holden
3. welp he dumb

by uaewilfgyawi<gefyawuuefyg December 3, 2019

Holden

An Australian car brand, now a subsidaray of GM motor corp. Renouned in Australia for their high power outputs and reliability. Holden produces a variety of cars, the most common of which is the Commodore, the most popular and best selling car in Australia for the past 20 years. Holden is also well known for its dominance over Ford in every type of competition, weather it be the sacred title of Bathurst or a backyard burnout competition.

Did you see my Commodore smoking up all those Fords the other day? We dominated those peices of crap like Holden dominates Ford at Bathurst.

by w00taki September 29, 2005

Holden

True aussie car brand, making cars for everyone from the bogan (old utes) to the revhead (monaro). commonly used for burnouts with their V8 power!

me: wow did you see that holden?
hot babe: yeah pretty sweet aye
me: yeah.
hot babe: wanna fuck?
me: yeah.

by Chrismeister September 22, 2005

Holden

Aussie car company that was bought out by GM. Then they got fucked by having Daewoos in their line up. All of the cars are good looking, and perform good with the exception of the:
Holden Barina (Daewoo Kalos)
Holden Viva (Daewoo Lacetti)
Holden Epica (Daewoo Tosca)

1: "My Holden broke down"
2: "How the fuck does that happen?"
1: "I dont know. All I know is that my Holden Epica is at the shop right now."
2: "Oh. Youre driving a Daewoo. Thats why."
1: "Damn. I knew i shulve bought the Commodore."
2: "Dont worry about it. The same thing happened when I bought a Holden Viva."

by Sum Random Shit January 11, 2008

Holden

Common term for a boy who wastes his day masturbating to cheap asian porn while watching the brady bunch.

Wow, that kid is such all a holden. Its amazing he actually has a girlfriend thats not asian

by Koolaid3 November 19, 2010

Holden

A sweet, caring, adorable kiddo. He will definitely speak his mind, when he doesn’t wanna be with people, but when he does wanna be with people, he is the sweetest most huggable person ever. If you get a chance to meet an Holden, never let go of him, you will regret it forever. I love you Holdie. ❤️

I met the sweetest guy named Holden.

by Magic_in_my_bones November 4, 2022

Holden

White boy that only listens to music by dead, white people. He loves to hang around black people, hoping that he will one day be able to say the n word.

Holden dees nutz

by Lovely Little Lad March 23, 2023