“Hold on a sec...”

A short way of saying “Just stop talking to me and get the fuck away. I hate the sound of your fucking voice. The thought of you haunts my every day and night. I yearn for the day when my memory of you ceases to exist, fades into nothing, and I can finally continue on with my life.”

Person 1: “Hey, wanna go fishing?”
Person 2: “Hold on a sec...”

by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo April 8, 2019

Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.

Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!

by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011

hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

Hold on to it

To let someone borrow or have something. Depending on the context.

Here's my gun. Hold on to it.

Here's my gun. Hold on to it for a while.

by BigN9ne June 23, 2023

hold on till may

Hold on till may comes is a song by a band called Pierce the Viel. When someone says, “hold on till may.” It means to push through the struggles (which can also be S-H) and is also a way of saying “you’ve got this, stay with us.”

Person 1: Hey buddy, I know you’ve been going through a lot, Hold on till may. Everything will get better.

Person 2: Thank you bud, I’ll get better :)

by Maxsamich May 2, 2024

ho ho hold on

An expression most commonly used when checking out a store while Christmas shopping; especially when the cost of one item is more than you thought it would be.

Register: Xbox Kinect - $145

Customer: "Ho ho hold on a minute!!!! That was supposed to be $99."

Cashier: "I'm sorry sir I'll fix the price immediately."

by ChimRicholds November 22, 2011

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003