Holiday Fat

n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities.

"Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..."

by chchchewy January 1, 2010

hoiday

a day that marks one of great opportunity and recklessness, a step above holiday

a bunch of friends having an open house, or just any other good time in whatever floats your boat syn, beerfest, greatness, ant, funeral, first day of school: hoiday

by i am the man of all men July 13, 2010

Holiday Queef

A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.

A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.

Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.

Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.

Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

holiday hater

A person who rejects, discredits, ignores, or avoids traditional and festive activities.

Q. "Hey, girl. What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
A. "Nothing. I'm a holiday hater."

by Leah Mariposa November 16, 2010

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Holiday Horny

The magical feeling of excitement you get in anticipation of an upcoming holiday. "Holiday" can be replaced with the name of the upcoming holiday (i.e. Halloween Horny, Christmas Horny, etc.)

Todd: "I'm gonna put up some Halloween decorations, can you give me a hand?"
Janet: "It's August, Todd.."
Todd: "Oh right..sorry, I guess I'm just a little Holiday Horny"

by stovenb August 11, 2020

star wars holiday special

A film aired in the late 70's set in the star wars setting. It is by far the biggest waste of 2 hours. If you dont believe me, you can watch the whole thing (in parts) on youtube. The only thing good about it is the Boba Fett cartoon. 90% of the film is set in Chewbacca's house, and he's not even there until the end. Watch it if you want, but don't blame me if you felt you just wasted your time.

guy 1: dude, that star wars holiday special sucks!
guy 2: duh, I told you not to watch it

by UM North Quad January 14, 2007