houmass

A type of large ass one attains from eating allot of houmous.

houmass; a wonderful middle-eastern treat.

by Elyakeem December 11, 2011

hohomophobia

The fear that Santa Claus is gay.

Pete: I don't know man, I'm afraid Santa is gay!
Dr: I'm sorry Pete, it looks like you suffer from hohomophobia. It's a rare disease and you're a jackass.

See hohomophobic

by billyb2 October 1, 2017

houmous

The best and tastiest vegitarian snack dip in the world.

Mainly eaten by hippies.

Various things can be dipped, for example - breadsticks, carrot, cucumber, crisps...

"I had some houmous and breadsticks last night... Mmmmmmmmm..."

by Jase on the Bass June 24, 2006

hokum

(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.

(n.) The cum of a ho.

Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.

by PaperMachete November 10, 2005

hohumage

the word to indicate boredom.

-silence-
hohumage...what are you up to atm?

by Tellenjay November 9, 2006

Hohmough

A homosexual person who tends to be very lazy, and at times can be very annoying; someone who does not keep up with the things around them and is frequently inaccurate when making statements.

Example: "Hey Billy, I don't really want to go anywhere. How about we just lay around and watch the Olympics? I really want to watch snowboarding!"

"Your such a hohmough Jessica, I'd rather go do something; besides its the summer Olympics not the winter Olympics."

Synonyms: lazy, ignorant , annoying

Antonyms: organized, accurate, timely

by Lebanese Man May 31, 2009

houmam

super cool guy. hot, charismatic, hilarious, and a one of a kind person. IQ of 3 million. super popular everywhere he goes (especially with the ladies). has a really big heart and is the best at everything he does.

girl 1: i’m in love with houmam *swoons*

girl 2: no he’s mine!

by coolcatkid April 13, 2020