Holbrook

A town on Long Island, with 10 pizza places, 3 supermarkets, a country club, and little else. Often used to describe places that people live in, but are really boring.

Dude this place is so dead, it makes holbrook intersting

by ry May 13, 2005

Holbrook, MA

most of the girls here have been fucked by the time theyre in 8th grade, refuse to tell the truth. the non populars consist of people who are hyper and what not and who arent in a rush to grow up boys are all jocks or skaters who have no better time on their hands other then to pick on the nonpopulars. Here most of the adults have no clue whats going on with theirkids, then the older kids come out. they go to the park and they trash it, have sex, and do drugs at it.the entire town knows the song "dont stop believeing".the only kids are smart are the 6th graders. Holbrook contains 3 public schools that you will leave by 8th grade. Ramblewood,ramblehood is the worst place there are stabbings, fights, and drugs in almost every apartment. There are 4spots in the fence where people from the "grove" cut through to get to the main part of town. The grove is a place where most teenagers, and 5th graders live. Here is where most of the skating and partying happpens because the grove is a main path to the pastures and the lake is a place where kids hide from the cops to drink. The turf is a place where most people practice for football but behind it is a local sex bin in the woods, where people have been offered drugs and sex.Most of the people who live in Holbrook claim they are moving but never do Although, Holbrook has killer food and some decent people

Melissa from holbrook, ma- oh hey

Joe- hi...where are you from?
Melissa - Holbrook
Joe- never heard of it..
Melissa- good....
Joe- how many people are fake?
Melissa- alot.
Joe- *leaves*

Ashley from Holbrook- HI!!! :D
Joe from above- are you from holbrook?
Ashley-yeah....
Joe- bye.

by The Holbrook Girl June 16, 2011

holbrook

A shitty little village with 3 schools, a church and a few shops. Not much to do really. Unless you go to shotley and hang with the chavs

I go to holbrook high.

What the posh one?

no that's RHS dumbarse.

by Yamuminit August 28, 2006

Meredith Holbrooke

Meredith Holbrooke means “With Mac” in the Šchehii’in language, so every Meredith around the world today are believed to be lovers with any name starting with “Mac” in Šchehii’i culture.

Macdeen and Meredith Holbrooke were in love at first sight.

by Jimmy Schoffenburg March 7, 2018

jackson holbrook

A real big asshole. He will always cheat on you than lie about it. He is very very desperate. He is also a player. Never date a guy like this if you are looking for a good relationship.

Jackson Holbrook: jackson is the biggest dickhead I have ever met

by SomeRandomChick47 February 19, 2018

Hesbrook

A Hesbrook is a old dotard. They often think of themselves as top of the pile yet they can't even wipe their arse. They often have the first name paul. A male equivalent of a Karen.

See that man over there! He sees himself as a bit of a hesbrook. But we know he's a Karen.

by english-wiki November 7, 2023

Holbrook

A member of Holbrook is definitely shady and should not be approached. Their motives are not currently understood but are definitely hostile in nature. They cannot be trusted under any circumstance. They are thought to have links with the Underground, SPECTRE and Tekashi 69 and are therefore enemies of the state.

Holbrook member: Hey, I'm from Holbrook.
Non-Holbrook member: *hastily running away*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 7, 2021