Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

Hoelister

A girl who only shops at Hollister and has all their clothes from there and is snobby, and a slut.

Me- wow shes a bitch, she likes to rub it in our face she shops at hoelister

friend- i know shes so stupid and shes such a bitch nobody will tell her she bleed through her 79$ jeans

by emusicaljollyrancher April 8, 2009

hoelishus

a hoe that is fine ass hell but still a hoe you only tap once..

daing that bitch sho is hoelishus

by Behnaz February 28, 2008

Hoolism

Due to self-deception, illusion, or delusion, the tendency to be exceedingly self-serving but under the pretense that one is working to make the world a better place, common in start-up culture. Named after the fictitious company called "Hooli" in the HBO series, "Silicon Valley." In the words of Hooli CEO, Gavin Belson, "I don't want to live in a world where someone else makes the world a better place better than we do."

This guy radiates hoolism more than a star radiates heat.

Is anyone else disgusted by the hoolism of Donald Trump?

by Mark Uvwit June 17, 2017

hoeism and messing wid girls feelins

it’s a crime

is hoeism and messing wid girls feelins a crime?

yes !!!!!!!!

by copforhoeism March 14, 2020

helisma

the greatest woman ever i've seen

Wow, you are so gorgeous, you are so helisma

by Jack Kahuna Laguna November 22, 2021

Helisma

term for the Sundanese tribe for the most beautiful woman ever seen. her beauty is not ordinary, and very unique. like a masterpiece of art, a beauty cannot be described by writing, but we can felt by the soul

OMG, you are gorgeous! like the masterpiece of art, you are so Helisma!

by Pinkie Apple November 22, 2021