Hoesturbate

Hoesturbate: When a hoe appears to be masturbating.

Holy Shit! Look at that girl hoesturbate!

by Gummy Kitten September 1, 2021

after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Hoeism

Hoeism is a diesease that most hoes struggle with on a daily basis. It can be contagious if you don't watch your self. Hoeism symptoms consist of: Using the dog filter on Snapchat constantly, Being innocent and not owning up to the fact you are a hoe, skanky clothing, Having multiple guy friends while having a boyfriend and saying you don't flirt with them when you actually do, and most importantly being unloyal. #TheseHoesAintLoyal

She struggles with hoeism

by Shrekhipstergirl420 August 23, 2017

Hoestory

Hoe+History

The history of a hoe

"That girl got so much hoestory she could write a book"

"That can go in the great book of hoestory"

"Having yo naked pictures out their is apart of yo hoestory"

by Enlighten_Differnt July 19, 2017

heistmeister

One who has both extensive theoretical knowledge and practical experience in the careful execution of a glitch-free heist.

He is definitely “number one” in his field, he is the heistmeister!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2021

dog heist

dawg hahyst
noun

A robbery that is centered around stealing a (usually cute) dog from its owner.

Look at that cute dog. I think it’s time for a dog heist!

by Dr Manifold June 1, 2018

Nig-heist

1. A kick-ass band comprised of Black Flag roadies that existed in the early 1980's.

2. To steal something suddenly from a friend or aquiantance.

1. Nig-heist made some fucking awesome sex jams.

2. *snatch a dollar from your friend* Nig-heist, mothafucka!

by Steve Corbin July 2, 2008