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Hoed-in is a way of saying you're going to be snowed-in with a Ho, during a temporary time when there will be a significant snowfall, such as when a blizzard or snow warning is fore-cast for your area, over the weekend.
Although someone who's got no game can ruin the perfect opportunity -- usually being hoed-in is the antidote to cabin fever, as you plan ahead for the get together, once you already heard the fore-cast of snow conditions (harsh snow conditions which make everyone less inclined to be outdoors anyhow).
In theory a snowfall would last only a few days at most, and then the session would lead to a refreshing period of socio-spatial independence, much like lions in the wild, after a period filled with hours, and various rounds, of intense and repeated copulation.
Although most often used in advanced (based on a smooth game-planning skills), being hoed-in can be used in past-tense, however, to describe a weekend of surprise snow sex, even if it wasn't planned.
Usually, you plan to get hoed-in with someone you are fond of.
Being hoed-in can be used to refer to men or women, depending on various factors, such as the relationship, who's doing the game planning, and who is hosting the copulatory olympic session.
Although someone who's got no game can ruin the perfect opportunity -- usually being hoed-in is the antidote to cabin fever, as you plan ahead for the get together, once you already heard the fore-cast of snow conditions (harsh snow conditions which make everyone less inclined to be outdoors anyhow).
In theory a snowfall would last only a few days at most, and then the session would lead to a refreshing period of socio-spatial independence, much like lions in the wild, after a period filled with hours, and various rounds, of intense and repeated copulation.
Although most often used in advanced (based on a smooth game-planning skills), being hoed-in can be used in past-tense, however, to describe a weekend of surprise snow sex, even if it wasn't planned.
Usually, you plan to get hoed-in with someone you are fond of.
Being hoed-in can be used to refer to men or women, depending on various factors, such as the relationship, who's doing the game planning, and who is hosting the copulatory olympic session.
Friend 1: "Hey weather fore-cast is now saying up to 40 inches of snow this weekend, fuck, it's going to be a pain in the ass to shovel-out my car on Saturday."
Friend 2: "Naw. I can't wait for the snow. I'll be hoed-in this weekend. It can't snow enough."
Friend 2: "Naw. I can't wait for the snow. I'll be hoed-in this weekend. It can't snow enough."
by gggkkkaaakkk February 5, 2010
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Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
by JakieNarko November 22, 2013
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Important to carry out a Sherlock hoe check before your bang it!
Important to carry out a Sherlock hoe check before your bang it!
I Sherlock Hoed that bitch before I banged, didn't want no STI or shit!
Did you Sherlock Hoe that hoe before to tapped it son?
Did you Sherlock Hoe that hoe before to tapped it son?
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It's not very pleasant your heart is broken but you get feelings for someone like they are putting it back together to fast.....
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It's not very pleasant your heart is broken but you get feelings for someone like they are putting it back together to fast.....
I felt like a crush-hoe because I just broke up with Micheal and now for some weird reason Brandon makes me feel better....
I crush-hoed and now I feel like I'm moving to fast... :(
I crush-hoed and now I feel like I'm moving to fast... :(
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