hodge

another name for meth pipe.

AJ: hey I just got some g rock, but no hodge. You got one?

Gabby: only if you get me high.

by gabrcbr March 13, 2010

Hodge

Anyone who displays hodgelike qualities, such as getting angry for no reason and saying lame comebacks.

I told John today that I had sex with his mom. He got really angry and told me he had sex with my dad, he's such a hodge.

by mr. awesome12345678 April 13, 2009

Hodged

To get completely done over; so much so that you are laughed at continuously for hours on end by your so-called "friends".

You got hodged!

You recieve an email from your "friends" pretending to be the manager of a relatively large clothing manufacturing company, telling you they are interested in ordering some of your fire graffiti t-shirts. You find out it is a fake. You just got Hodged.

by Fruit Of The Loom Ltd July 5, 2009

a hodge

dicksucker, of the homosexual orientation.

chickenhead, a person who gives massive fellatio, like a hodge.

by yamotha' December 25, 2008

Hodge

Formally a male-stripper, a Hodge is someone that thinks he is an indestructible RoboCop. He will hit on all your women and serenade them with his mediocre voice. He will compliment their feet and send them pictures of the socks he is wearing. If you mess with him, he will put out a nation-wide, no-bond warrant for your arrest.

That dude is such a Hodge..

by 123comeatmebro February 15, 2018

hodge

To drop food on yourself

I hodged myself at dinner yesterday

by DarthAmbivalentRevan May 19, 2018

hodged it

to add subtle hyperbole to messaging, imagery or a presentation prior to wider distribution

"Have you made the improvements to the presentations we discussed?"

"Yes I hodged it..."

by aussieLinguist November 17, 2022