Hodges

Doing the complete opposite of what your told
You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges
by Sex pest! July 27, 2011
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Hodges

Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA
Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy
by Hod_gy August 29, 2008
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hodge

to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.
"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."
by dobid March 21, 2009
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Hodged

To be fucked (usually a female) in either a frenzied, horrific or violently passionate way. To be hodged is to be taken roughly and used in the most carnal ways imaginable. This however, is not an act of violence or of non-consensual sex, being hodged is an emotion-fueled and extremely physical experience often resulting in bruises, scratches and bite-marks.

It can also be applicable in rape-fantasy roleplay where the act of being taken without consent, within the confines of the fantasy only, is to be have been "hodged".
Shes definitely getting hodged later

Im pretty sure he hodged her last night
by garybiscuit March 31, 2011
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Hodged

When Apple releases a new model of the computer you just bought a week (or earlier) after your purchase.
Jim: "Oh man, I bought my Macbook Pro last week and just today Apple released a newer updated model." *sadface*
Scott: "Dude, you totally got Hodged!"
Jim: "You're so right, Scott."
by svinkle September 05, 2008
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Hodgeing

Pronounced hodge-ing:

Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.

The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.

Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.
Hurdler #1: Look over there, the hurdleing coach is hodgeing off again.

Hurdler #2: Yeah, that lazy ass good for nothing. what do we pay him for anyway?

Hurdler #1: Dunno... beats the hell outa me
by Brooke&Melissa June 28, 2006
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hodge

<hohj> n. - one who relentlessly desires and consumes large quantities of unhealthy food
"Oh my God, you ate that whole pizza by yourself... fucking hodge!"

Brook ate a Grande Meal for breakfast because she's a hodge.
by nu2004 April 15, 2008
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