Rejection Hotline

A fake number you give to someone when you don't want them to know your real number, especially if they want to go out with you. This is a joke that, while being very cruel, can also be quite amusing.

When I called up 305-241-003, I got this message: "Hello, this is in not the person you were trying to reach. You have reached the Rejection Hotline! The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. I know this sucks, but don't be too devastated. So, why were you given the Rejection Hotline number? Maybe you're just not this person's type. Note: This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor, or a nasty combination of the two. Maybe you just gave off that creepy overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns. Regardless of the reasons, please take the hint. Accept the fact you were rejected, then get over it. And please, do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number, because trust us, they have already forgotten about you."

by Dib's Sister Gaz May 18, 2004

Pentecostal Holiness

Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):

We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.

NoobToob is Pentecostal Holiness, and many others.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

T-holing

Verb

When you get lost swiping in the dark abysses of tinder to the extent that you become disassociated from your body and your immediate surroundings.

"Hey has anyone seen Rachel?"
"Ya, she's t-holing over there in the corner. She hasn't spoken with anyone in over an hour."

by Beach Snacks May 16, 2016

The Marin Howling

The marin howling is a phenomenon that occurs at 8:00 P.M every night. This happens in Marin County where the citizens for some reason cannot sit still without screaming every night with their window open. This is also referred to as howling in place as this tradition started during quarantine

"Lets hang out tomorrow at 8."
"I'm going to miss the Marin Howling though!"
"Bruh."

by Strongman87 April 13, 2020

hollin

a word useed in cleveland that means to talk shit and cant back it up

-She said you was a punk ass bitch and she'll beat yo ass.

-I dont know why that ho be hollin and know she'll get her ass beat.

by DeMan01 February 24, 2008

Hockinson

lil ass town where some gang ass mfs lay, on da prowl. Dey da best at football. Other schools got some clown ass playaz, most the People are cool. But the class of 2020 are some clown ass mfs and need to get shlapped

Yo playa, u c dat new porno filmed at the hockinson middle school g? Yeah dat shit on www. you porn com/ watch/ 464195/ hot-girl-goes-back-to-school/ it’s only 480p but that bitch fine

by Clown 3 July 7, 2019

Hollins University

1) a historically women's college known for horse girls, english majors, and cottagecore lesbians.
2) the indirect result of owning a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child.

1) We should have a picnic later near Tinker Mountain, after all, we do attend Hollins University. I am gay.
2) I had a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child and now I go to Hollins University. I'm also gay <3

by themoonstones May 6, 2021