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hoboness

The act of being like a hobo, bum, or a homeless man/woman.
Toan! Pull up your pants! We don't like your hoboness!
by Ydna nda Naot April 11, 2014
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hobonero

n. 1. a sexy boyfriend who capitalizes on his good looks to mooch off his girlfriend/s. 2. a good looking man who hangs around bars and entices women to buy him drinks.
"Man, Rico Suave over there just scored another free drink from that cougar...whatta hobonero!"

"Why dontcha quit being a hobonero, and stop taking money from your girlfiend's purse?"
by Nickilicious January 6, 2008
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Hobsonator

The word "hobsonator" is a term used to describe the ultimate peak of sexual predetation which a man in the UK can ever acheive. Very few have ever reached this stage and only the brave can maintain it.

Hobsonate: To give a girl her ultimate desire in bed and to leave her begging for more.

Highest level of penetration a girl can take cause she can't take no more

Derived from the greatest name ever and based on the teachings of Hobsomatrixism , this phenomenon is taking the UK by storm especially in the North Eastren parts of UK

Warch out ladies!!!! the Hobsonator is in town.

There can only be one Hobsonator bow down and learn from him..........
Girl says: I was hobsonated last night
Guy says: Fucking bastard i wish i was the Hobsonator


To be hosbsonated is a great thing!!!!

(Girl cries out) Someone please hobsonate me!!!!

My friends call me the Hobsonator.....Cum with me if you want to live!!!
by anonymous April 20, 2004
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hodsoned

Zach got hodsoned when he fell asleep when the coach was talking.
by Youknowme696969 February 15, 2017
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Hobosnail

"Oh no here come's hobosnail, aren't they like 3'2?"
by Sloppy_Toppy_69 April 10, 2021
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Luke Howson

Someone who is very short and has a small penis
Oh look he is a Luke Howson
by Harvey Worden September 13, 2020
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Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.
Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.
by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007
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