Hoagie 

To take a day off work.

Variations:
Hoagie w/cheese: Taking a day off without telling anyone.
Hoagie w/onions: Taking a day off, and everyone bitches about it.
Whole Hoagie: Whole day off work.
Half Hoagie: Half day off work.

I'm taking a whole hoagie tomorrow, hold the onions.

Hoagie by Tantram July 22, 2010

Hoagie 

A penis
word originated in philly because everyone around there is a dick

Hey white girl suck on my Hoagie

i got a hoagie for ya

Hoagie by Michael Arguelles December 12, 2004

Hoagie 

A blowjob given to a man from Philadelphia with an abnormally large penis
(sometimes spelled "hogie" or "hoggie")

Girl 1: "Have you met that new guy from Philly? He's got a HUGE cock!"

Girl 2: "Really?"

Girl 1: "Yeah, I gave him a hoagie last night behind that new club downtown."

Hoagie by MacksAtrill October 16, 2012

hoagie 

1.a small asian who is your slave/chaffeur and who buys illegal product.

2.a worthless 21 year old who has no friends so he resorts to hanging with younger kids.

Gio: Yo, you Hoagie bring me to Mcdonalds then the liquor store, pronto!!!!
Hoagie: Suuure, maassster :(

Sam: yo. why are you at a party with teenagers?
Hoagie: i have no friends in college so thats why.
Sam: you are such a hoagie, get away you perv.

hoagie by Long Johnson April 4, 2008

Hoagie 

A nickname for the most bad-ass person you will ever know also a term for a baby ninja.

That kids a hoagie!

Hoagie by Hoagies November 3, 2009

hoagie 

hot meat in a bun

daaaayum, i want that hoagie!

wow ronnie you and cory are such hoagies! *mumbles "fuckin cake"*

hoagie by rinnerssss December 19, 2009

Hoagie 

A hogie is a Southern speciality where a man lubricates the inner fat folds of a voluptuous woman (the more obese, the better) with his choice of oily condiment (e.g. butter, mayonnaise, anchovy oil) and the he proceeds to vigorously wank off using her greased fat/skin folds as sexual friction.

Hickory Brisket, a well known Coora Lite enthusiast and lover of Frito pies, performed a hoagie on Ms. Sally Lou Harietta at the Alabama State Fair behind the Walmart.

Hoagie by Hickory Brisket February 17, 2018