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Pimps Up, Ho's Down

A pair of imperative commands to be issued during a school lockdown or other mandatory activity involving hiding on the floor. Intended to trap others in the dilemma of either standing up and risking their safety (as pimps would) or staying down and safe while unfortunately implying that they are hoes. More grammatical immediately after a ho has been brought down by tripping, choking, heart attack, drive-by shooting, etc. Also the title of a classic 1999 film chronicling eight American pimps' pimping.
1. School principal: (over PA system) "A suicidal man has been spotted outside school grounds. We ask that teachers initiate standard lockdown procedures."
Teacher: "Okay, I need some of you to sit on the floor along this wall, and--
Aaron: (springing out of school desk seat) "PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN!"
Other students: (to selves) Damn! I might as well find myself a street corner on 8 Mile!
(Aaron dons purple felt hat, crosses arms)

2. (A girl slips and falls on the wet hallway floor)
Aaron: (donning purple felt hat) "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (getting up) "Asshole."

3. Aaron: "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (still standing) "That movie's title is punctuated poorly."
Aaron: "GET DOWN HO wait wha-- . . . ?" (Uneasily fingers pimp hat)
Jehovahs witnesses (or witness-i)...who live in Idaho. They are indeed scary and only come out during times of hunger or Wedding Anniversaries. Be brave, they can smell fear.
I can't believe how many je ho's there are in Idaho.
je ho's by David's So Rad August 11, 2006

nappy headed ho's 

the rutgers womens basketball team according to don imus.
or any dyke of a women basketball player according to me.
Don imus "that rutger women team is some nappy headed ho's"
Blackwomen "shhhit mutha fucka i should slam dunk that peckerwood"

ho's your daddy 

when you're laying the smackdown on the ol' lady and she is screaming out your name
ho's your daddy by L Willy August 6, 2002

PB and J-Ho's 

The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!
"Im having such a bad day"

"Well we are having "PB and J-Ho's" today!"

"AH SWEET!"

PB and J-Ho's
PB and J-Ho's by theatre kid January 1, 2011

Kim Ho's Bustlin' Pub 

Kim Ho's Bustlin' Pub only serves Orange Juice and pomegranates! 5 💍 for me!

-Kacper