Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.
- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
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Get the Hippopotamus mug.An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.
Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.
Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.
Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.
I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.
I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.
by Megaloman March 10, 2008
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Jeff: Yeah man, it's hippopotamusalicious...I LOVE this coat.
Tommy: Dude, that's wicked awesome.
Jeff: Yeah man, it's hippopotamusalicious...I LOVE this coat.
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Someguy who enjoys listening to fat rapper music: P-Diddy was in Africa!?
Someguy who enjoys listening to fat rapper music: P-Diddy was in Africa!?
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