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hippopotamus doorknob

Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.
- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
by Brolijah May 7, 2014
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hippopotamus plunger

the act of taking a shit on your hand then making a fist and shoving it inside a guys/girls ass and thrusting it back and fourth
I totally just did the "hippopotamus plunger" and she loved it
by caso4show the goat master July 10, 2011
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hippopotanus

Fredrick is a hippopotanus.
by Butternubbs Lardo November 20, 2017
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Hippopotamus

Dry Mouth, esp. when caused by smoking a fat J.
Yo man, can we stop for some OJ? I got some serious hippopotamus.
by Ghost Snake Killa April 7, 2022
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hippopotamus

An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.

Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.
Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.

I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.
by Megaloman March 10, 2008
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hippopotamusalicious

Wicked Awesome, as in, better than anything else you have experienced. Different, new, exciting, weird, as encountering a hippopotamus would be.
Jeff: Hey man, check out my new coat...it's all orange and shiny shilver.

Tommy: Dude, that's wicked awesome.

Jeff: Yeah man, it's hippopotamusalicious...I LOVE this coat.
by T......... December 3, 2006
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hippopotamus

Often mispronounced as hip-hop anonymous
Me: I went to Africa and I was killed by the wrath of a hip-hop Anonymous.
Someguy who enjoys listening to fat rapper music: P-Diddy was in Africa!?
by Fat man June 16, 2004
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