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Hickers

The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
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take a hike

i told that mother fucker to take a hike
by sloner July 28, 2007
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hipefully

Variation of the word hopefully, to be used in situations where you are truly desperate for something to occur.
(Never to be used as a typo for "hopefully")
Fred (by text): I wish it were Saturday. Hipefully I won't sleep through it!
Bob: Dude did you mean hopefully?
Fred: No way! I just really, REALLY don't want to sleep through it!
by hollypiex January 13, 2011
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Righteous Hike

The hike taken from your bedroom to your kitchen after midnight
Jim: I was so hungry last night, I took a Righteous Hike.

Steve: That's narly bro
by Best Definitions May 30, 2015
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Hickenlooper

The choking and coughing you get when you take too big of a bong hit.

- Coined after the Governor of Colorado "John Hickenlooper"
Don't make me hickenlooper, I've got to be at work in a hour.
by Pir8skin November 10, 2012
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Hickenlooper

A Hickenlooper is what happens when you take too big of a bong hit. Causing heavy uncontrollable coughing. Named for the Governor of Colorado at the time marijuana was legalized in the state.
by ndawg19@hotmail.com November 9, 2012
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lip hickey

hickeys that happen when stupid boys suck on your lip too hard. results in a swollen, puffy lip and a purple bruise. looks AWESOME.
by nibbles101 December 9, 2008
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