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Captain Hindsight

A stupid ass superhero from the South Park episode Coon 2: Hindsight. He flies around the world providing hindsight after every catastrophy that happens, but doesn't actually do anything helpful. Instead of helping the fire department save lives, he just started bitching about how it could have been avoided. Not to mention how "useful" he was during the gulf oil spill
Rndm Citizen: Look!! It's Captain Hindsight!!! Captain Hindsight: That building shouldn't have been built there. It prevents fire trucks from getting closer to that other building. My job here is done. Captain Hindsight away!!! Everyone: Thank you Captain Hindsight!!!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 28, 2010
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hirushi

It’s a very beautiful name. Plus an artistic, independent minded girl. She’s the most understanding, patient, loving, and compassionate person you’ll ever met. Sensitive and very kind. And she loves her boyfriend so much.
Hirushi, my love, I behold in thin eyes twin daystars that mercy has given to to teach me on earth to be happy and wise and guide me triumphant to heaven
by Ipad pro May 2, 2018
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hiyush

Hiyush or heyush, is a cute way of saying hi\hey.

You should say it in a snobbish 12 year old girl's accent.

See byeush as well.
Hiyush! whats up??
by SnowPi October 13, 2011
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Hinshaw

Well hung drummers with a supernatural ability to drum as well as impart the percussive skill set among younger generations.
That dude is a total Hinshaw
by Arabian Thunder’s Little Bro December 27, 2014
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The Hines Ward

The Hines Ward is quite simple, it is when you put seran wrap on someone's head. Then, you take a hot, musty dump on their head which leads you into molding the poo into a resemblance of Hines Ward's beautiful, bald head.
Duffy just got out of the shower, so we decided to give him The Hines Ward.
by Big Homie Jeptha December 20, 2014
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colaiste na hinse

a scummy school with oompa loompas floating around rolling up their skirts and mad lads going around thinking they own the place.
colaiste na hinse is a kip:)
by Big head Ben10 January 18, 2020
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hinsdale

Hinsdale is the "la-la land" of east suburban Illinois. With absolutely no connections that can be seen related to the crash of 2007, the last time I mentioned the recession in Hinsdale, all I got were blank stares.

In Hinsdale there is such a thing as the "Hinsdale mom." Cadillac Escalade (as there is no other choice of a car for "Hinsdale moms"), designer outfits, expensive haircuts, and spoiled kids that constantly max out their personal credit cards. In similar suit, there are "Hinsdale restaurants" (overly priced mediocre food) and "Hinsdale girls" (effectively replacing "white girls" by upping the ratchet and bling).

Schools offer trips to Florida and Washington DC for 8th graders, and vacations to Rome and France for the high school which most students attend. Basically whatever one does, the rest will follow (especially when purchasing cars, clothing, and vacations).

True to the 1% nature of the Hinsdale residents, iPod touches are part of a 3rd grader's present. The iPhone 5c is expected to be rewarded to 5th graders, while the iPhone 5s is rewarded to most every 7th grader. Expensive laptops and powerful gaming PCs are 8th graders playthings, while home cinemas are for the parents.

Home prices range from $750,000 to $26,000,000, while the higher end of the spectrum is concentrated in the South-East sector of this town.

True to "la-la land" fashion, once you join, there's no leaving the town, even in your gold-plated Range Rover.
That Hinsdale clique is all white, has too much money, and has no idea what the real world is like.
by sonyaaaaaaa April 2, 2014
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