David Hirsch

He is your weird English teacher. He loves puns and hates when you sneeze in his class. David will make fun of you in class and not feel bad about it. He also has an odd grading scale and “doesn’t believe in percentages”. He has retired from teaching and freshmen will never have to go through his English class again.

Wow, you’re such a David Hirsch.

by A Tale of Two Cities July 27, 2019

hirsched

to be molested by a teacher

A boy was hirsched my a school teacher last week

by Jordan von R. January 17, 2008

Hirsching

If you are making out or getting together with a taller woman (Actually you have to be short and still get the most good looking girls) then you are Hirsching.

Orgin from the actor Emilie Hirsch (Actor) who has played in into the wild, Lords of dogtown, The girl next door, Milk and so on. He is shorts and makes out with Elisha Cuthbert in The girl next door. Thats worth a word.

Guy 1 making out with a nice taller woman than him self.

guy 2 to guy 3 - Duude, check out guy 1. He is hirsching as a king...
guy 3 - sweet

by Hirschmaster October 23, 2009

Hirsch

A cute white girl with a big booty.

Dude! Look at that girls booty! She is such a Hirsch.

by EnterSandman1911 April 12, 2020

hirscher

A person or who hirsches someone or something. see hirsch

an AK-47 is capable of hirsching even the fattest person. (or) A child abuser is an example of a hirscher

by Thadinator February 27, 2008

Judd Hirsch

Random ass dude who played in the old sitcom "Taxi". Is an unknown washup actor, but was made fun of in family guy. And that's really all there is to say about him.

Peter: Judd Hirsch! What are you doin down here? Is that a nuclear missle you're building ma nigga?

Judd Hirsch: uh...no, I'm not doin anything.

Peter: oh..okay then. See ya around....

by traderjoeboi March 25, 2009

hirschy

The greatest man to ever live and his family are also cool and his relationship with girl is perfect...

Hirschy what a cunt

by Mekhi is a cunt January 28, 2017