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Highway 69 

The way parents tell each other they are horny in front of their kids without their kids knowing.
Dad: "Hey Hun, where's the turn off?"
Mom: "Oh mhmm, on highway 69."
Dad: "mhmmm"

Kids: "HUR HUR MOM SAID 69!"
Highway 69 by KingKTheThird June 3, 2013

Highway to Hell 

1. The complete opposite of the Stairway To Heaven

2. An AC/DC classic. I love it.
..."I'm on a Highway to Hell"...

highway salute 

An extended middle finger from a fist thrust forth whilst driving, as a gesture of anger toward the person who it is aimed at.
"that prick is tailgating me. Give him the 'ol highway salute"
highway salute by phantomjack December 14, 2006
Word of the Day on October 30, 2007

highway robbery 

when the price for something is sky high, because the manufacturer knows you need it and have no choice but to pay for it. stems from gas stations on highways in the middle of fucking nowhere who charge $10 for a 2 year old microwave burrito because they know the next gas station is 150 miles down the road.
Person 1-"Man, I paid $50 for 3 gallons of gas, a pack of gum, and a soda last night at this gas station in bumfuck Egypt"

Person 2- "Talk about highway robbery!"
highway robbery by One1ove719 January 30, 2010

Highway Hurl 

When a girl sucks a guy off while he's driving and spits the load out the window onto the highway.
Anthony and I were going to the mall but he wanted to bust, so I did the highway hurl.
Highway Hurl by SamAnt December 27, 2008

Highway Petroleum 

1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"

2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"

3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.
ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum
Highway Petroleum by imsohott69 August 29, 2010