Dan: Did you have your nice sex with Aneli?
Wanker: Turns out she lied and it wasn't nice sex.
Dan: Why and what kind then?
Wanker: Firstly I have AIDS, ebolda,?, genital herpes, crabs, and ebolaids.
Dan: That's bad but again, WHAT kind?
Wanker: it wasn't Nice Sex, it was Hice Sex.
Dan: ...
Wanker: it was hice
Dan: ...oh god...
Wanker: Turns out she lied and it wasn't nice sex.
Dan: Why and what kind then?
Wanker: Firstly I have AIDS, ebolda,?, genital herpes, crabs, and ebolaids.
Dan: That's bad but again, WHAT kind?
Wanker: it wasn't Nice Sex, it was Hice Sex.
Dan: ...
Wanker: it was hice
Dan: ...oh god...
by either everyone or no one care January 19, 2016

by Rubbed January 25, 2019
