heating up cold soup

Heating up cold soup is when a person rekindles a romantic relationship from their (usually distant) past.

The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.

Late 20’s Girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.

by Windton September 13, 2020

crack heating

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack

It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.

by psudorandom December 24, 2022

heating

crying or in general being too emotionally upset over a situation that's not really that serious -- in honor of the miami heat regular season postgame ritual

quit heating; no one needs to go to jail because someone smudged your puma

by gangstafred March 24, 2011

Kaleb Hettinger

Loves egg whites like a lot like in gross way

Not as cool as twin brother Anthony

“I will do you cora” says Kaleb Hettinger

“911 it is me Kaleb Hettinger... again”

by DaSouth420 March 19, 2019

hettinger

To be incapable of producing consistent results.

I got stoned and now the data is hettinger' ed.

by FlanaganBill July 14, 2006

heating

to be freaking out or anxious about something. mainly used when referring to being in trouble with the police.

man the cops were after me last night i was heating so bad!

by usuckblahblahblahblahblahblah September 15, 2009

heating

The process of applying heat.

I am heating up my blanket. It will be very warm once I am finished.

by Mati April 13, 2005