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Hetard

It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person
Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...
by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012
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HetaOni

A fanmde RPG game based off the game "Aooni" that is crossed between the anime "Hetalia: Axis Powers".
The basic plotline for the story begins with Italy hearing rumors about a haunted mansion. Wanting to spend time with the others more and go on an adventure, he tells America about it, who in turn tells all the others at a World Meeting. After the meeting, Prussia, Germany, Japan, and Italy all enter the house together (they are later followed by China, Canada, America, Russia, France, and England). They only wanted to look around a bit and then leave, but their plans are quickly ruined when they find themselves unable to open the front door or any windows once they get inside. To make matters worse, inside the house is a great, alien-like monster (referred to as Tony by the nations and fans) that seems to be bent on killing them all. What follows is a great adventure, filled with mystery, suspense, blood, bravery, and sacrifice, all of which ultimately cause the nations to form bonds and friendships with each other and become stronger than ever before.
Female: OMG I JUST LOVE HETAONI!!!!!!!!!
Random Guy: Yeah, HetaOni is pretty good- I AM JUST SO PISSED THAT THEY ALL DIE >TROLOLOL SPOILER XD<
Female: D8< HEY I NOT DONE WATCHING
by WannabeTheBloodyFoxy November 2, 2011
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Henagin

the massively, enormous family native to central minnesota. generally related to everyone some way or another. product of one ancester having a hundred dayum kids. Of Irish descent.
Holy shenanigans, that girl is a Henagin, Watch out for her family man!
by Ginger275 May 3, 2009
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Hetalia

Hetalia
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hetaf

by Um Fahad March 23, 2019
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Hetare

A Japanese anime slang which signifies an inept and mentally unstable character who is always sincerely worry about something benign and crumbles by a slightest nudge.

But their acute behaviour is the very reason why others love (or laugh at) them. Self-inflicting hypochondriac but in a funny & harmless way.

Originally derived from an old Japanese colloquial expression 'he-tare' (constantly farting from one's mouth) which means someone tend to moan/sigh/squeal when facing a trivial problem. Also a term for underlings, lame animal/object.
Friend: Why did you call an emergency service when you got lost in the Metropolitan Library? Jane: because I should not disturb other people in a library...isn't that written in the law? If I made too much noise, a laser beam will poke my head and cook my brain! ...that small devices on the wall are for that, no? Friend: Haha...no (is she referring to CCTV cameras!?). Next time you got lost in a library just ask someone quietly but don't call an emergency service, OK? Jane: OK. -- Since then Jane is keenly learning sign language so that she can ask "where is the exit?" without making a noise. She reckons it's a brilliant solution, forgetting that not many hearing people can understand sign language. Well-meant but inept and eternally entertaining at their own cost, is HETARE.
by Deektionary September 4, 2013
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Golden Hexagon

When you’re doing a girl doggie style, and she opens a bottle of Prosecco with her asshole.
We were bangin, and then she suggested a golden hexagon and I was in heaven. Thirsty no more!
by Goldenhexagon February 18, 2020
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