Hemmerschemmer

a potato launching device.

A hemmerschemmer fed all the people of Turkey in 1660.

by Penguinassassin12345 September 7, 2010

Hemmered

When a best friend really tests you to the edges of your friendship boundaries and right when you don't think you can take anymore, they are there for you in the most supportive way- a way that redefines why they are your best friend.

When it seemed that no one in the world was on my side, he was there for me in the best way. He totally hemmered me!

by Writewirks June 5, 2018

Hemmessy

She’s so trash and short, rezo is so much cooler than her

hemmessy is so trash rezo is so much better

by Daddy rezo March 5, 2020

Hemmed

Suffering from severe hemorrhoids.

No anal for you tonight. I'm all hemmed.

Go get some Prep H and bend over.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Hemme

Pronounced: Hemay.
a word that one says when they find something someone cute or sexy

say you see a sexy person; and they do something sexy or cute. you say "hemme!"

by Steve the Cameraman November 15, 2009

Hemmelgarn

A last name which has the meaning of heavenly sky. they're like the gods of last names. Hemmelgarn's are very hick. Very lovable people. They have a lot of family get togethers. Almost all of them own a truck. They especially love nanimo bars!

Look at that group of hemmelgarns over there aren't they so godly?
Uh-oh Jack Hemmelgarn got out on those coons again.
She's so lovable she must be one of those Hemmelgarns

Store Owner: I'm out of nanimo bars, again.
Clerk: Yeah a rush of Hemmelgarn's came through.
Store Owner: OH!

by hick39786truck February 8, 2010

Hemmed Up

To physically treat someone like a child by grabbing, tossing, and abusing them in a fight.

- That man got Hemmed Up last night.
- That nigga Greg hemmed his ass up like a little child!

by Dmorus June 21, 2019