Helga

Rumor has it that a guy woke up after a college party (in Germany) to find that his girlfriend had left him for another man. And in his stupor, he wandered around the campus calling "Helga?!" Slang in Germany for an "easy" female. Often times over heard toward the end of parties or as the evening winds down. Single males may exclaim "Helga?" trying to get some action before the night is through... this IS a last ditch effort.

in a crowd... "HELGA?!"

by gnukner October 11, 2007

Helga

Mr. Henry's senior prom date was so ugly, she was the definition.

Yo momma is so helga!

Oh man, your senior prom date is just butt helga!

by EvilTwinKatie2 December 7, 2010

Helga

An obnoxious laugh. Often done by an obnoxious person. Often done by people named steph.

Steph: hahahahahaha
--quitely so steph doesn't hear
Laura: OMG. I'm going to lose it.
Meaghan: Could she just stop helgaing for like two freaking minutes?
Laura: I don't know, but if she helgas one more time, im going to knock her out.

by lawgirl August 11, 2008

helga

A term often referred to females that are on average, 6 foot 2, 240 pounds and possess facial hair. This word first was used to describe the principal in the motion picture Matilda. However, this term has been used to describe other females that are similar in physical characteristics of the principal in Matilda.

Dude, those chicks are helgas.

by Min Oh December 7, 2006

helga

Obsessively liking other people's social media updates, check-ins etc. without being close friends or romanticallly inclined to each other.

I was just checking in at this place 5 minute ago and she helgad me again.

by Robert Downsyndrom Jr. March 20, 2013

helga

The second ugliest girl's name ever, next to Olga.

Person A: You know that girl you really like? What's her name?
Person B: Helga
Person A: She's ugly, isn't she?
Person B: How do you know? You've never seen her before
Person A: Because her name is Helga.

by Lordsamiam May 23, 2007

Helga's

Hell good, really good, great, so good its helga's

Yo this shits helga's, the bread has to be Helga's because it tastes helga's

by Saltypirate23 September 7, 2020