The Helen Keller

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.

Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.

by Beldar ND May 20, 2007

helen keller

verb.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.

We're lost. Want to stop and ask for directions? Nah, I'll just Helen Keller my way there.

by PepperdineLex March 22, 2007

Helen Keller

A drip coffee with 6 add shots. A coffee drink so strong, you can't see or hear anything after imbibing.

Joe: Want a red eye this morning, Bob?
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!

by jibba_my_nibba November 30, 2010

Helen Keller

Being so drunk that you can't see, hear, or make proper sentences.

"I don't think I've seen Jessica so drunk before last night"

"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
drunk

by lovefromlucyinthesky September 22, 2011

Helen keller

When you are on skype and you cannot see anyone

John: bro are you Helen Keller?

Lily: yeah. I can't see anything!

by Memesauce July 28, 2016

helen keller

When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.

Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!

by manieman October 16, 2009

Helen Keller

During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.

You'd be a real miracle worker if you can give my sister, Beatrice, the Helen Keller.

by OldDog June 09, 2007