PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020
When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 14, 2022
Ben Held go eat yourself
by SomeGuyWhoHasACanOfTuna April 16, 2019
by 1666 February 24, 2018
the clothes was wonderful quality that became invisible to any one who was unfit for the office he held, or was incorrigibly stupid.
by abekatten April 04, 2018
It means that you are loyal to FICTIONAL boys/men. (Applies only to index, middle and ring finger being held up at the same time holding the other two together.)
"Why are your 3 fingers held up like that in your snap?"
"It's because I'm loyal to fictional boys."
"It's because I'm loyal to fictional boys."
by cloudgirl2 May 04, 2023
You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021