heifer

Any scandalous and evil-minded female with shady intentions.

"Hey, I heard Tamika was trying to snatch up your man."
"I wish that heifer would!"

by urbanchica November 10, 2006

heifer

a cow that can also be refered to as kierra.

wowwwww kierra is such a heifer!

by ur favorite hook December 26, 2018

heifer

An unusually large person

Wow! BLT is quite the heifer!

by a whole piece of meat March 11, 2011

heifer

an over weight, crude whyner, usually a woman, but if a man is absolutly gay.

I can't beleive that heifer said that shit.

by est1979 May 9, 2003

heiferized

the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.

heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)

by northern new york December 29, 2008

heiferitis

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

by doublejointed6 March 24, 2017

crazy heifer

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.

"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."

by SMONSTER October 1, 2012