Heffner

A person that goes to great lengths and long painstaking hours to find that one thing that has alluded them for generations. Abandoning love, friendships, career, food, hygiene, and manners in order to make a way out of no way. Embracing the many hours of torture and ridiculous stares that come from the pursuit of the authentic, beautiful, and perfect Badonkadonk. From the German verb Heffen which means "to search for booty".

I mean really, staying at it in the mirror, isn't going to make it any bigger. I like her, but I wish she would just stop being such a Heffner.

by StirringUpTrouble January 19, 2015

heyner

A person who has such a great personality and loves to make people laugh. They're shy when it comes to love but their humor makes up for it. They're also very talented and usually know how to play multiple instruments like the guitar, violin, and piano!

Wow man, you're so heyner

by voidedgalaxy September 17, 2016

Helyn Heaven

Sounds like HELEN. Nevaeh is HEAVEN spelled backwards. When said together you get HELL N HEAVEN. Meaning little bit of both. Piss her off you will get hell from heaven . To be around her is like residing with an angel who can sing so beautifully and she can play a guitar lick that puts all others to shame. An awesome person, no doubt. One who inspires the world and new world's to come. Within her, peace will be created for all beings to share. Hell-n-heaven. The best of both. On Earth.

My daughter is a little piece of Helyn Heaven and I couldn't ask for anyone better, because there isn't.

by Nikinikiniki-ta August 2, 2016

The Heyne

A very special breakfast for a very special boy or girl. Traditionally one griddle cake served with a sausage patty on the side, but it can be applied to whatever your perfect breakfast is. Pronounced "heinie."

TGIF, I'm going to have The Heyne this morning!
I'm so hungover. The Heyne sounds amazing right now.
Kids, we're having The Heyne for dinner tonight!

by A-A-Ron-168 February 20, 2019

hugh hefner

The oldest living pimp who every man deserves to have as a model.

Hugh Hefner is so pimp that he is rivalring Bill Clinton.

by l337 December 20, 2004

Mrs. Heffner

Another word for a Bitch, and not the female dog meaning. A bloody awful teacher, who has no feelings whatsoever, and actually has sucked the devils bright red dick on numerous occasions.

Dude i got a bloody nose in english, and my teacher wouldn't even let me use tissues on the desk, claiming they were hers. I had to punish my nose with paper towels

Lemme guess, mrs. heffner?


yeahhhhh that bitch

by gah nms sucks April 1, 2009

Hugh Hefner

the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution

The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004