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Heskey time

The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT
Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...

KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!

or

Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.

Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!
by THE HESK November 6, 2012
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Heckels yeah

When "heck yeah" just doesn't cut it.
Or when "hell yeah" doesn't cut it.
Ron: "Dude, do you wanna go get some ice cream?!!?"

Jeremy: "Heckels yeah dude!"
by rrpaul February 18, 2010
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Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc
by Malphrus August 25, 2011
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hefnering

To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.
I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.
by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008
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heckerooni

Heckerooni is another way to say "what in the hell?" on youtube so they don't get demonitized. The word is used a lot by the youtuber MissDarcei.
Darcei: What in the heckerooni is a goth?
by hanako kun's wife May 17, 2020
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Hecker

"Oh ya see her? Shes Thee hecker
by Penultimate hecker March 21, 2022
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heckered

In reference to Minnesota-based businessman/con artist Denny Hecker, term is used when you get royally ripped off by somebody to the point where you lose large sums of money or expensive property.
Sean- Dude, I totally thought I got a great deal on Laker courtside seats for the game tonight, but after I paid for them, it turns out the tickets were a fake. Now I'm out ten grand.

Alex- You totally got heckered. You're wife's gonna be pissed.
by sealex1255 April 9, 2010
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