Falcon Heene

AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.

TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.

An hour later......

TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!

Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.

The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!

by Prawn Hunter October 16, 2009

Heen Yak

The words you say after you have trolled someone.

After Sammy was severely trolled, Billy screamed "Heen Yak!" into the microphone.

by Virginia Choate February 11, 2015

heen

yet another word for marijuana.

came from me and my friend not wanting to pronounce words as they actually are, the GR sound is too much for stoners, i guess...

I need money to get some heen.

by Nice Place, Nigga June 20, 2005

ween heen

A cig smoking, bagel eating, bum JEW

Ween heens appreciate when 27's are two for ones at their local 7-11

by Pharmacies United December 16, 2008

Na' Heen

Another word for saying "No what I mean?"

"I ain't down for a relationship na' heen?"

by hToWnBaLLa21 October 7, 2007

va-HEEN-ya

Another word for the female lower frontal genitalia.

"Dude, he totally grabbed for her va-HEEN-ya and she totally kicked him in the balls."

by alison September 6, 2005

Heen

You say she’s ‘Heen’ when she makes you happy and mean at the same time. When she has the effect of altering your reality. When you find yourself unable to speak or think in her presence. She is what you'd previously heard referred to as a 'stunner': she has a stunning effect on you. She has you doing things without thinking, she taps into parts of you that you'd never met before and activates elements in you that had been dormant. When you come with a game plan and she dismantles it in such a manner that it might take you several months just to figure out what she did. When it feels like she can hug you from several feet away. You could say it’s not a great plan to be Peter Pan but it’s possible to be even less developed than that, she becomes your Tinkerbell that you won’t risk sacrificing for the real thing because you could be left with nothing. When she can make you or break you with one movement. When she has you forgetting about the things that don’t matter and hyper-aware of the things that do. When she has you taking risks that you’d happily walk away from. When she helps fix your relationships with your family and establish new ones with others. When she has you in a catch 22, the more you try to get her out of your head the stronger her presence becomes. Also rhymes with healing.

Also ‘Hina’ is just too much syllables.

You say she’s ‘Heen’ when she makes you happy and mean at the same time. When she has the effect of altering your reality. When you find yourself unable to speak or think in her presence. When you come with a gameplan and she dismantles it in such a manner that it might take you several months just to figure out what she did. When it feels like she can hug you from several feet away. You could say it’s not a great plan to be Peter Pan but it’s possible to be even less developed than that, she becomes your Tinkerbell that you won’t risk sacrificing for the real thing because you could be left with nothing. When she can make you or break you with one movement. When she has you forgetting about the things that don’t matter and hyper-aware of the things that do. When she has you taking risks that you’d happily walk away from. When she helps fix your relationships with your family and establish new ones with others. When she has you in a catch 22, the more you try to get her out of your head the stronger her presence becomes. Also rhymes with healing.

Also ‘Hina’ is just too much syllables.

Example:

“OMG I love that jacket it’s so Heen, I really have to get it”

Or

“God damn that drink was so Heen, I couldn’t tell you what month it is”

by Hina's Back September 3, 2021