AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.
TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.
An hour later......
TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!
Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.
The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!
An hour later......
TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!
Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.
The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!
by Prawn Hunter October 16, 2009
Get the Falcon Heenemug. by Virginia Choate February 11, 2015
Get the Heen Yakmug. yet another word for marijuana.
came from me and my friend not wanting to pronounce words as they actually are, the GR sound is too much for stoners, i guess...
came from me and my friend not wanting to pronounce words as they actually are, the GR sound is too much for stoners, i guess...
by Nice Place, Nigga June 20, 2005
Get the heenmug. by Pharmacies United December 16, 2008
Get the ween heenmug. by hToWnBaLLa21 October 7, 2007
Get the Na' Heenmug. by alison September 6, 2005
Get the va-HEEN-yamug. Torny Heen: a teenager so horny his balls switched just like how the letters in honey tern switched.
Person1:”Man I hate being a teenager I’m just horny all the time and it hurts!”
Person2:” Well maybe if you didn’t put your right testicle in place of your left testicle and your left testicle in place of your right testicle you wouldn’t end up a Torny Heen.”
Person2:” Well maybe if you didn’t put your right testicle in place of your left testicle and your left testicle in place of your right testicle you wouldn’t end up a Torny Heen.”
by ThatTrollDownstairs June 12, 2022
Get the Torny Heenmug.