Heathering

n, feminine - To thrash ones arms and legs wildly on the bed due to sexual ecstacy, especially upon having an unexpectedly good orgasm. This process can also take place on the floor (esp in hotels) or sofa.

As if to show how good the sex was and her delight she started heathering on the bed

by Robert Cragg June 8, 2005

heathenism

A word meaning someone who does not practice christianity, islam, or judaism. Now often synomous with asatru, the modern reincarnation of Norse mythology.

Person 1: So... what religion are you?
Person 2: Heathenism. See this Mjollnir
pendant around my neck?
Person 1 bigot: Oh wtf?
Person 1 open-minded: That's cool, there
must not be many
fellow worshippers

by Glimglom December 9, 2008

Heathering

The act of sneakily making someone fat without their knowledge.

Marc busted me Heathering him when he saw me putting heavy cream into his "healthy" smoothie.

by Homeboy Kyle Braman March 25, 2016

Heatherize

To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.

Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."

1) stop heatherizing my clothes

2) why do you heatherize my dick

3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.

by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 25, 2010

Heathering

The process of deepthroating a large dick. Fitting a large dick into one's mouth

Look at this girl she is heathering a nine inch cock.

by Mister XXX February 26, 2004

Counter Haterism

The opposite of being a hater, it's bringing hate to the haters. If someone is hatin' on you or your swag because they're fake or jealous. Just send them some counter haterisms their way you know you're real don't let anyone tell you different.

Bitch 1: Why you wearin' that jersey?
Bitch 2: Yeah you always be wearin' a jersey all the time don't you wear regular clothes or something and take those Foams off you can't rock those!
Me: Bitch please at least I can afford the shit I wear on a credit card and still have money left over to take my girl out while you're payin' for shit with a credit card and can't even afford to pay it back. I don't want to hear it.

That's Counter Haterism.

by DRose1 January 12, 2012

Heathering

The act of hanging with a group of boys with no interest of hooking up with any of them. The opposite of "chazzing"

"Tonight at Linda and Emma's party, Alana was heathering because she was the only girl"

by KDC123 January 10, 2012