heartfail

desperately hoping and wanting for a better outcome, when you know it's not going to happen.

"The movie Valkryie, starring Tom Cruise, was major heartfail."

by Amber81 January 21, 2009

heartfucked

when you´re heart is fucked over and you´re totally screwed

i´m so heartfucked, i wanna punch somebody (from the ida maria song "heartfucked")

by CowboyGigalo January 10, 2011

a heartfield

A girl who studies degrees such as art history and uses this degree to find a husband. She likes to wear high heels on cobbled streets in order to lure potential husbands.

'WOW have you seen that girl. She is doing a heartfield'

by standrews1991 June 10, 2012

heartifact

(n.) residual sentiment from old loves unearthed by archaeologists working in cardiac fields or landscapes.

She had to rent a small moisture-controlled office space downtown in which to house all the heartifacts unexpectedly exposed by the most recent male foray into her passion-site, normally protected by an invisible fence.

by Sara Nolan February 24, 2008

headface

Someone who displays signs of being a fuckwit.

Stop laughing, headface, or I'll kick your balls off!

by Nerokis July 12, 2004

heartspace

The place metaphored to include those hearts that commune together using a certain chaotic attractor to connect in a torus frequency range that is a consensual reality that allows beings to communicate using heart language which is a non-verbal communication used by all animals and unfortunately by computers that simulate the frequencies and tori and hackers that abuse the reality of this.

I have a lurker in my heartspace!

by Languishing January 21, 2007

heartcell

usually male, albino, long haired, virgin who likes to sit in his basement and play video games. typically angry and says fuck a lot.

Dude, you better nail that shit before you end up being a heartcell.

by bigwigs1213 March 25, 2009