Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.

The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.

by BAMF MD May 21, 2011

Hernia

When somebodies dick becomes so violently munted that the outside of the penis becomes filled with the insides of the penis, creating a sack of the insides of your cock outside your penis. Giving you a munted dick.

Person1: Dude, you've got a Hernia!
Person2: I know, It's so large and munted!

by WoWPyro May 4, 2014

herniated

The past tense of getting a hernia.

Last night while talking to Brendan I told him about when I got herniated.

by Markillo45 April 24, 2015

x-box (hernia creater)

A games console that takes 4 delivery men to deliver to your house because it is so big and heavy. Also you have to build an extention on your home for it to fit in.

''I wanna play on my x-box whilst i recover from my hernia operation but i have no house to play it in''

by kinney2-k-4eva November 6, 2004

Herniated Clitoris

Bitch been fukin everybody

She had to start using her mouth because she has a herniated clitoris

by ChinaCat SF January 14, 2022

O'Hearnan

n. REALLY flakey vagina crust

n. a REALLY dry area of or around the lips of a girls vagina, usually due to lack of moisture

Jake: Susie, why do you have such a dry vagina?

Susie: It's not dry! I just have an O'hearnan!

by Hernon October 30, 2009

Pocket Hernia

Noun - An opening caused by wear (or on purpose when one's jeans are too tight in the thigh area) which allows the pocket and its contents to flop out through the opening. Technically, it's a hernia of the jeans, not the pocket.

Boy1 to Boy2: With that many keys in your pocket, it's no wonder that your jeans have a pocket hernia.

by Klondike708 September 1, 2012