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Luke Hemmings

Australian rock God. Lead vocals and guitarist in 5 Seconds of Summer. biological configuration: 70% legs, 15% shoulders, 10% hair, 2% eyes, 2% puppy, 1% lip ring.
It's Luke Hemmings! Man that guy has long legs.
by g-wheeze February 19, 2015
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is a giant Australian from Sydney. He is in a Band '5 Seconds of Summer' (5SOS) and is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist. He has gorgeous blonde hair, a dimple in his right cheek and lip piercing on his left side. His long lanky legs go on forever and with his broad shoulders he looks like a walking triangle. His singing voice is the voice of an angel, along with his talking voice. His smile lights up the room and you will loose your breathe at the sight of this gorgeous human being. Just hearing his laugh will brighten your day. He is quite awkward but always has something funny to say. He is truly a gift from god himself.

These being only a few reasons as to why I love him.
You: Look at that guy over there, he's kind of cute.
Me: Yeah, but he's not Luke Hemmings cute.
You: Too true.
by Unicornlife August 5, 2015
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Heating Up/On Fire

A rule in beer pong which states that if a player makes three cups in a row without missing, he/she may continue shooting on his/her turn until he/she misses. Although house rules vary, the player may have to call when he/she is heating up. Upon successfully making two cups, the player would have to call "Heating up," and after the third consecutive cup, the player would have to call, "On fire."
"Are we playing the heating up/on fire rule?"
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is A sex god who is in the band 5SOS!
He is the vocals and guitarist from the band
and he is a sexy penguin who was the most sexiest blue eyes you'll ever see!
Do you know Luke Hemmings?
OMG YAAAS! HE IS LIKE DA BAE FROM 5SOS!
by LaGigi January 7, 2015
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Heafing

Heafing is a sophisticated form of digital media bullshitting for the 21st century.

It is typified by the liberal smattering of phrases into sentences such as 'media ecology', 'suite of tools', 'curated content', 'bespoke network' and 'intersection of technology' in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.

Heafers have an over-inflated opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.
Do we have to sit here and listen to this dude heafing any longer, noone gives a shit. Let's go outside and get a life.
by The Geek Assassinator January 15, 2009
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fake hearing

A term utilized in an attempt to discredit whatever may come to light in a hearing that has the potential to blow the lid off something illegal.
You are a liar Mr. Cohen and this is a fake hearing; that you were lying for the US President for ten years is a small matter indeed.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019
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