cry heave

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.

Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!

by flacker May 22, 2006

text for your header

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.

“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”

by A person yo June 1, 2019

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.

The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

by macrent2 July 31, 2009

ripping heaters

A term commonly used for smoking cigarettes. Smoking lots of cigarettes.

I feel like I smoked a packs of cigarettes last night.
Yeah, you guys were ripping heaters.

by pimpinpix August 2, 2011

They have Häagen-Daz

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!

Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)

by Branta NoName February 18, 2019

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021

On a heater

An extreme hot streak in a poker game or casino game. To become very hot in some form of gambling, profit, or accomplishment. To be at the top of your game.

I was down to my last 20 dollars in the slot machine and then I went on a heater. I was on a heater last night at the craps table, I made a lot of money!

by jdubbbb247 March 8, 2010