Hardware

Hardware (Noun): The part of the computer you kick.

I took my frustrations out on the hardware.

by Easy Baked Oven June 27, 2018

Hardware

Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

hardware store

a bunch of annoying little girls who wear short shorts and little tank tops, even in the middle of winter. they're like 12 and 13 years old, but pretend that they're 16, even though they scream like they're 10. they follow around a cute boy, typically an aidan who isn't exactly zac efron to the general population but he is to that one awesome girl who hates the hardware store. they love spreading rumors about the girl to get him angry at her and so that they can have him all to themselves. they are called a "hardware store" because they are all tools and there are many of them.

awesome girl:"the hardware store spread another rumor about me."

awesome girl's friend: "why dont we go beat them up?"

by thecheezwoman6 August 9, 2012

hardware bitch

a person who always needs the latest gadget

Kid, you're such a hardware bitch! You already have the iPhone 4!

by Corae August 19, 2010

Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.

A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023

safely remove hardware

The greatest joke in the history of Windows computers.

User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!

by xxdeathx January 7, 2013

hardware

Word used on the street in place of 'gun'

aka. heat

This jacket is heavy. He must be carrying some hardware.

by Jacob Perrotta December 29, 2004