Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

Needle in a Haystack

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

hauntingly

That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”

Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”

by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017

Sero Hanta

Also no definition for tape boi so I made one. He is the true tape man. Also under-rated cinnamon roll. Hero Santa.

Sero Hanta is a good Hero Santa

by Insomnia+Detrimental.Health August 11, 2019

sero hanta

super thicc tape boi. definitely smokes that grass bruh. scrawny mofo with a cool hair style. he do be drinking his respect women juice tho, sero hanta is god who deserves more recognition!🥺

person 1: flex tape is cool.
person 2: you like sero hanta too? i love that hoe.
person 3: all hail the weed god. on jah!

by todowoki November 28, 2019

Hayniac

A Hayniac is someone who fangirls (or is a fan of) the one and only-Hunter Hayes. This person listens to all of his songs, stares at beautiful pictures of him all day, and is hopelessly in love with him. Hunter Easton Hayes is perfect-so look him up. You're going to wish you had a storm warning-so here it is.

"You're a Hayniac!?!?! Me too! Omfg Hunter is just so flawless and his voice is like a million angels. auhgfuahfgkhadfg"

by Hayniac. July 21, 2012

Haunty

Looking absolutely fabulous and ultimately slaying the scene.

Scott: We went to a fitting for Billboard Music Awards and our outfits, HAUNTY!
Mitch: Haunty, Slay, Work!!

by ParallelWanker May 14, 2015