Sexual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her ass with your opposite hand (usually from behind). If you do this correctly you will have created a "harness".
by Big Pimping January 12, 2008
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The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
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by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009
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by bryan arz July 4, 2008
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I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.
Man, you sure are a harness-man
Man, you sure are a harness-man
by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019
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My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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