Tim Hayden

When a person begins to bite an apple, you smash it into their teeth and begin to release your bountiful load upon their face.

Adam was eating a Granny Smith, so I gave him a creamy Tim Hayden.

by Ben Cottrell October 31, 2013

Haydon

A Haydon Is a pretty cool dude. He’s really smart and Is good at making friends. He comes off as a bit annoying sometimes but once you get to know him he’s really sweet. Watch out though, if you talk bad about him just be ready because he’ll do the same back. A Haydon is usually a good kid but gets in trouble every now and then. Haydons are very hands on. They can do almost anything you ask. He usually spends most of his free time watching YouTube videos but somehow still has time to do his homework. Haydons are usually very generous, if you need a snack or advice just ask. Usually Haydon is sassy, but he’s really good at it. He’s always trying to get on teachers good side and become a teachers pet. They usually come off as very attractive people. Usually being tall, dark haired, and blue/green eyed. Once you come across a Haydon you should never leave one.

Guy 1: Hey, did you upset Haydon?
Guy 2: Maybe just a little, why?
Guy 1: He’s going around the school talking bad about you!

by George135_123 May 5, 2018

haidyn

haidyn’s are known to survive on only taco bell and subway a haidyn is know to be very kind and usually doesn’t like to get involved with any fighting with her friends, you would be very lucky to have a haidyn of your own, some of her friends like to call her arm rest because she is very short and had a comfortable arm placement on her head, haidyn’s always stand up for them self’s but are very sensitive sometimes, haidyn’s we also somewhat of s tomboy and mostly a make up dummy since she doesn’t wear any, if you ever have a haidyn for a friend, make sure you hold tight, because your going for a ride!

Teacher: Haidyn do you know the answer for 1+1?
haidyn: 45!
Boy: No it’s 2 you idiot!
haidyn: sorry but as you can tell i don’t give a crap

by imuglyanddepressed September 5, 2018

Haydancing

The propensity to want to change the subject, attack the source or otherwise ignore any suggestion that there are healthcare issues in the United States. Especially when compared to other countries. Someone who consistantly ignores questions and tries to blame individuals for getting sick, having babies and then not having the ability to pay.
Haydancing says There is no problem in healthcare and anyone who wants universal coverage is a socialist.

Because of serious potential health risks, Haydancing is and can <b>only</b> be done by people who themselves benefit from excellent health insurance!

Haydancing says There is no problem in healthcare and anyone who wants universal coverage is a socialist.

by TheRealMaxterFromTexas February 21, 2008

hayden kwong

A boy that love a girl each year, Colette, Scarlett, Barina. He games roblox and even minecraft. LOL Gamer Boy!!!!!

Hayden Kwong eats trash.

by Uknown no one 123 April 28, 2022

Hayden Knab

He can be snobby and cocky but hayden knab is his own person and he can be overprotective about his loved ones. If you get to him and he keeps you close and you fall in love with him he will break your heart like that! Hayden Knab makes these “cute” phrases to get you manipulated. Don’t EVER TRUST Hayden Knab

Hayden Knab is a cocky bitch that thinks he is all that

by Miss.Eminem April 13, 2019

Hayden Doig

Raped Jamal Higgins

Oh my Lordy Lord Hayden Doig Raped Jamal Higgins

by JamalHigginsBoyfriends July 25, 2022