harley donkey

when you tie someone to the floor, then poop on their chest and head

jane did a harley donkey to david and it was smelly!

by Mr. Dude June 21, 2004

Harley Davidson

The most effective machine at turning gas into noise without the side effect of horsepower.

"You hear how loud that Harley Davidson was?"

"So? It's slow, heavy, and can't turn or brake"

by Sondebeech April 15, 2010

Harley Davasson

A sexual act wherein one partner eats the booty of the other, while simultaneously making motorcycle noises, and on occasion, steering the booty side-to-side through turns.

A: How was your weekend dude?
B: Great! I did the Harley Davasson with my partner.

A: Dude, that's sick!
B: Yeah, man! I was totally like,"Aaaghrrrghhaaaaaugh"!

by Dirty Case May 7, 2016

Harley Davidson

A person who makes a lot of racket but does not go anywhere. Someone who thinks they are cool but are actually quite sad. Named after the Harley Davidson motorcycle because they make a bunch of racket and don't go anywhere, and often the people that ride Harley Davidson's think they are cool but are actually quite sad, and they have serious homosexuality issues.

Dude 1: Jimmy says his band has a record deal with EMI.
Dude 2: Ya whatever! Jimmy still lives at home with his Mom! What a Harley Davidson!

by docktergonzo May 8, 2009

harley davidson

Once a great bike that was ridden by the baddest of the bad asses but has evolved into being the 2 wheeled sofas of RUB’s.

If you want something with a radio, GPS, a heater, cruise control and back support you should buy a sedan, not a Harley Davidson.

by Mr Wall July 13, 2006

harley davidson

A twenty cent motorcycle with a twenty grand paint job (that rust will come through given time) corners like a jellyfish on acid.

Tom's Harley Davidson had rust coming through the paintwork, and it cornered like a jellyfish on acid.

by Euromark December 6, 2006

harley davidson

A once proud brand of motorcycles that were originally only owned by legit badasses back in the day. Sadly sometime in the `80s posers got into the act and Harley Davidson began to become more concerned with merchandising rather than building decent bikes and it became acceptable for doctors, lawyers, and fat bald guys having a midlife crisis to ride Harleys.

If you own a Harley Davidson edition anything you're not a bad-ass you're a pathetic poser urinating allover the once proud name of Harley Davidson. Fuckin' trendys always ruin everything.

Harley Davidson is now the very definition of selling out.

by DennisIsEvil July 15, 2006