Hawaiian spank 

A sexual move in which one partner is severely sunburnt. Both partners get hammered off of piña coladas, then, the less burnt of the two spanks the other’s burn repeatedly.

“Looking pretty red there honey. Maybe I’ll give you a Hawaiian spank later.”

Hawaiian spank by hot sauce josh June 20, 2020

Hawaiian Sunrise 

The act of shoving diced pineapple slices up another person's rectum, then the person forces the pineapple slices out on a plate. Afterwards (If desired), put whipped cream on the diced pineapple and consume.

One summer day, my friend told me that his cousin gave his girlfriend a Hawaiian Sunrise. She was never the same again.

Hawaiian Sunrise by PanzerHail June 23, 2014

Hawaiian Skidmark 

The act of leaving shat in your pants, and letting it smear all day.

Guy:I think I smelt a Hawaiian skidmark from the guy right next to me.
Girl: that is totally true!

Hawaiian Skidmark by Tha1Turtle December 2, 2016

Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich 

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.

Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."

Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich by Looger November 21, 2009

Hawaiian-style 

Term used to describe wild sex on a beach that involves large amounts of baby oil, assorted fruits and a fresh banana peel.

"Dude, I tied to convince her to try it Hawaiian-style but she was to freaked out by the banana peel."

Hawaiian-style by McNastyVasty June 22, 2012

Hawaiian shotgun 

The most confusing way to smoke a blunt, requires at least two people although more is always better. You'll need a blunt, a blanket, a stereo, and a soft landing pad.

Starting by crouching down with your head between your legs, breathing quickly until you start to get lightheaded. At that point you slowly stand up, and your assistant blows you a shotgun along the way. When you get all the way up, and inevitably pass out, the assistant throws the blanket over you and turns on the music.

We did Hawaiian shotguns last night, but Steve didn't have a spotter. He's dead now.

After my Hawaiian shotgun, I thought I was waking up at home in bed, but then I heard the chanting monks and everyone laughing, I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

Hawaiian shotgun by Hamfist1000 October 30, 2014

Hawaiian snow 

a sex act wherein a rotund Samoan man urinates on a skinny East Asian woman before ejaculating on her face.

Dude, did you hear that Kamakime gave Amie a Hawaiian snow last night?! That shit's insane!

Hawaiian snow by Mackie Whackey March 8, 2014