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so Hawaii

a schoolgirl (usually girls under the age of 18), expression for "so cute and beautiful' The expression shrieked in delight.
a schoolgirl receives, from her parents, new earrings for her birthday.

Parents: Jenn, do you like your new earrings we gave you?

Jenn (looking at her present): Thanks a lot mom and dad, the earring are (shrieks in delight) so Hawaii. (Jenn then hugs both her parents).

Parents: Jenn, we are glad you like your new earrings. Enjoy your Sweet Sixteenth 9her mom then kisses her).
by Sexydimma September 23, 2012
mugGet the so Hawaiimug.

Map of Hawaii

A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.
After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
mugGet the Map of Hawaiimug.

brown hawaii

When you take a crap so massive it grows up out of the water like the islands of Hawaii.
Dude, I just created a Brown Hawaii! Don't go into the men's room for a while!
by Dizzy G. October 8, 2013
mugGet the brown hawaiimug.

hawaii kawaii

A cute person (typically a girl) from the United States who looks like she could be from another country
"That girls pretty cute, I love Asain chicks"

"no bro she's a hawaii kawaii"
by Kingicehunter March 11, 2016
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Go To Hawaii

To "Get Laid". Traditionally when arriving in Hawaii visitors are presented Lei Flowers ("Get Lei'd"). Can be used when discussing intercourse in public spaces.
We should go to hawaii when your parents are gone.

They went to Hawaii last night.
by untuk February 15, 2010
mugGet the Go To Hawaiimug.

Paint Hawaii

When having sex, pull out and ejaculate on her stomach or back and the droplets form in the shape of Hawaii on her.
Used as a pick up line. Honey, I would love to take you home and paint Hawaii on you.
by WBL69 July 6, 2012
mugGet the Paint Hawaiimug.

Land Hawaii

Kentucky;

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report) to mock Kentucky's suggestions to rename a fish in order to make it more marketable.
"If you want to try the delicacy that started it all, head down to Kentucky; or now as I call it, Land Hawaii."

Asian Carp is to Kentucky Tuna as Kentucky is to Land Hawaii.
by xchnkx July 9, 2010
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