Hartley is a very interesting person, he can be light and loving and at times can be dark and evil, he will always have your back no matter what and will always be there for you when in need, he is a very tall and lengthy and has the ability to do inhumane things, hartley is a family man and will take care of them when I’m need, he is a lover and a fighter, he will take care of his girl and treat her with the respect and love she deserves, he also has a huge cock so lock your grandma’s, mom’s, aunt’s, and daughters up cause he will slay them.
Hartley is real man.
by Crotch goblin November 24, 2021
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Get the hartley sholom mug.when a person believes in something, such as a term like "what the blood", which is a scam, fraud, or something fake is when a person is considered to have been hartley'd.
DUDE! You just got hartley'd by that car salesman.
Oh man don't say what the blood! You've been hartley'd into thinking it's cool!
Oh man don't say what the blood! You've been hartley'd into thinking it's cool!
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all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.
all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.
all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks
people that go to hms: #gawks
by yourdadsfavorite December 19, 2021
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Get the hartley'd mug.A particular individual whom partakes in a number of homo-sexual acts.
Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)
Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)
Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
Person1: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP! YOU'RE A COMPLETE HARTLEY!
Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!
Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY
Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!
Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY
by Wardy949 June 16, 2011
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