Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

Harpooning

Incessantly tickling or poking in order to provoke squirming and giggling. Harpooning usually occurs when it is least expected; while watching a movie, chatting, swimming, making out, or kayaking.

Jack (sneakily): I'm going to harpoon you!
Caitlin (unawares): No! No! No! No harpooning!

by Jorge Patteson November 2, 2010

Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face June 7, 2018

Harpooning

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.

Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.

by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019

Harpooning

When a skinny man or man slight of stature engages in a relationship of sexual nature with an overweight to obese woman.

Damn, look at that skinny guy with that huge chick. He harpooning!

by Fedarell April 28, 2022

Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.

“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”

by gamerman November 5, 2019