Harpoon

What you man when there's a whale about.
Fred : "Thar she blows!"
Jeff : "MAN THE HARPOONS!"
Scabby first mate Flemmings: "Yarrr!"
by J!ps January 13, 2009
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A sexual act in which while fisting a girl you open your hand while it is inside of her so that she is unable to escape. Based on the manner in which a barbed harpoon will not exit once it punctures its target.
Frank: "Yo I just harpooned my feeble asian girlfriend last night, it was ridiculous!"
Alex: "Once you launch the harpoon, you can't get that shit out!"
by Rami Blackhole Triangle February 27, 2011
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Harpoon is slang for a hypodermic syringe.

Medically, the harpoon is described as the rod that is used to push the contents through the needle.
I've got a teener of H, pass that harpoon and we'll do a blast.

Engage the harpoon into the rubber plunger. Use moderate pressure on the thumb ring to push the piston forward until the harpoon is firmly engaged in the plunger. Make sure not to push too far.
by dimebags January 31, 2011
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When you are having a night out and out of all the fish in the sea, you end up with a whale.
Friend1: So are you going to put on your beer goggles and go harpooning for the whales like last time?
Friend2: Fuck you..
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Harpoon

The battle cry called out to alert members of ones team that a shoulder launched rocket is going to be fired. In reference to the Rocket Propelled Grednade (RPG) looking like a whaling tool on some online applications.

Nick: "Harpoon!!!!"
Matt: "Oh thank god you said that or it would have hit me!!!"
by Bitter Bacon March 26, 2008
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What you man when whales (land and sea) approach.
ZOMG look at that bitch waddling over to us! Where are teh harpoons, man them!
by StrizzMatik February 17, 2010
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A term often used for, when a piece of garlic has fallen on the floor and you step on it but your parents usual dry cleaner lady’s cat has died and instead of getting it cremated, they just shoved it in there oven for 567 degrees Celsius.
Omg Jenny did you hear about Joehanus’s Harpoon Incident?
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